nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

(via selfconfessedteenageknitter)

lowufo:

The Umbrella Academy: Dallas

Sometimes when I’m bored I think about how historical figures would fit into today’s world and one of my favourite scenarios I’ve come up with is the famous tumblr couple Oscar Wilde and Alexander the Great going on a date to watch a Socrates TED talk